Britney Goes Brunette, Experiences Wild Mood Swings

Monday, June 25, 2007



Britney Spears has gone brunette. I want to know if she had the old nappy blonde extensions replaced or just dyed them. Or perhaps she shaved her head again and what looks like hair is actually her follicles shitting. You know, voiding themselves out of fear?




Britney looks happy here. She's waving to the paps. Sean Preston is all blissed on whatever mommy gave him from her purse. Mommy has lots of little magic things in her purse doesn't she SP?





Oh, things have taken a turn for the worse. Britney is now in an umbrella-brandishing mood. Sean Preston is totally passed-out in the backseat. Your mommy is Sybil, Sean Preston. If I prayed I'd shoot one up to the big man on your behalf. Unfortunately, the fact that your mother is famous sort of proves that there is no big man - just a bunch of sadistic cigarette-smoking monkeys with typewriters.

5 comments:

cupcake said...

Britney has short dark roots and will for a long time. You can't dye over them w/ hair extensions in. Perhaps she was tired p all the close-up shots of where her extensions were attached. Being a brunette should hide this.

not brainwashed said...

me and crabbie know that there is no big man.

Anonymous said...

Damn, those mood swings are really creepy. She looks bi-polar.

Yikes! those poor, poor, boo-boos.

Anonymous said...

She's making that scary face like the one when she was bald and attacking a car with an umbrella again (shudders) you just can't see the eyes..........The EYES!!... because of the sunglasses.

Anonymous said...

Yeah. Um, fuck Britney Spears and everything, but I think she's just yawning.