The Simpson girls seem to be headed in opposite directions when it comes to matters of personal appearance. Ashlee, on the one hand, looks like she's developing a definite style - which could be described as "low-rent Mary-Kate Olsen knock-off plus Britney-hats." Hey, at least she's trying. Her sister Jessica, on the other hand...
Jesus Jessica, what did you do - shave a filthy old dog and make a wig? It's one thing to be going bonkers Jess, but do you have to be quite so conspicuous about it?
Ashlee v. Jessica
Friday, June 01, 2007
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 3:42 PM
Labels: Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson
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Baggy sweats + bag full of fast food = downward spiral (or preggers?). Actually that was redundant... And yeah Crabbie, I think poor Lassie is now bald...
BBABH
Gee, I thought she (Jess) was looking pretty fine in those shots. The rest of the series is at her fan-site, and yeah, her hair looks dirty, but shees! Everyone's entitled to some downtime!
Ashlee, OTOH...meh!
Jessica has been in and out "love" ever since she dumped Nick.
Things have not been going too well for her. Record flopped, her and Mayer are on the outs, rumors of her dirty sex and all that mess.
Jess needs to take some time out and get it together.
Do you mean dirty sex like "stinky poonani" or like "nasty fun" dirty sex? I've not heard these rumors, but I'd really like to!
like shitting herself in bed after sex
Jessica has brought skankism to a new level and made it socially acceptable. Ashley is going the plastic surgery, shopaholic route to happiness. Good luck to both of these plllars of American pop culture.
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