The ever-delusional Michael Jackson is still planning a comeback (as he has been doing non-stop for the last fifteen years). As part of this endeavor, Michael had hoped that fellow musical icon Prince would join him on-stage. Prince, however, has declined Michael's invitation - and the freakish one is said to be very upset. Said a source to British newspaper The Sun:
Michael seemed pretty gutted about it. He said he's approached Prince to see if he would like to work together. But Prince wasn't interested in gigging with him. ... There would be so much hype surrounding (his) first gig, it would end up turning into the Michael Jackson show. ... Prince had his own plans. He is a legend in his own right. He doesn't need to be supported by anyone.
But it's more than just Prince not needing to be supported - it's that Prince doesn't want anything to do with the trainwreck that is Michael Jackson. Prince didn't get to be where he is right now by being a dummy. He knows full-well that anything Michael does at this point is almost certain to be a calamity, and he's got more than enough sense to stay far, far away from that. And as for Michael being upset - well, I'd say hand him a tissue, but what would he need it for when he doesn't have a nose?
Face it Michael, you child-molesting quasi-human - you're over. You've been over for a long time. This is what happens to people who lose touch with reality - they cease being able to gauge what audiences want, and their careers go down in flames because of it. The world moved on Michael, but you just got weirder and more immersed in your creepy fantasies. Now it's time for you to retire to some kind of Howard Hughes-like seclusion, so we won't have to witness the spectacle of you systematically freakifying your children. Take them into your dopey Peter Pan lair with you and lock the door Michael. We'll look forward to the day, ten years hence, when CNN runs the newsflash about how you were murdered in your sleep, and Blanket has been taken into custody. It's Blanket's destiny, I think, to rid us of you once and for all.
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4 comments:
He (Michael) could probably get K-Fed to tour with him.
Well now... K-Fed may be a broke-dick hillbilly 3-generations-inbred hobo, but even he has the sense to stay away from MJ, I suspect.
Michael Jackson was supremely talented once, he had a fantastic run during his career haydays, and created some incredible music. Sadly he is still stuck in the early 80's and has not evolved at all musically. He is just trying to rehash the old formula.
He is less of a musican now, and more of just a full time freak. He has no idea about anything music wise, and about life on the outside of fairyland in general. He is too weird for the world now, and if you don't use it, you lose it.
Well-said, 8:45.
He fills the requisite role that we in this country love to thrust upon our pop icons: that of "famous-for-famous-sake". These celebrities simply get too comfortable... too cocky... too impressed with themselves, and eventually convince themselves that they shit don't stink, you know what I'm saying? So they stop experimenting, they stop trying to impress people, which is to be expected, I guess. But the rabble are vultures themselves, and we descend upon every weakness these people have and gawk at them to see when they'll fuck up next so that we can collectively explode with laughter at them.
Britney is following this well-trod path at the moment, and I don't pity that dumb bitch in the slightest. Michael has always been a different story, though. Perpetually stuck in the youth that he never got to enjoy, he's officially been off the deep end for close to twenty years now. The fact that the poor bastard doesn't realize that is what is saddest of all.
Dude, Michael... Give it up. Best to just take your millions, build a cabin in the woods far away from the rest of civilization, and chill out there for the remainder of your days. I say this not to insult you, but it's the only way you're going to silence your demons. Not to mention the paparazzi. It's win/win.
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