Homophobic bigot shitheap Jerry Falwell is dead. The closeted gay bastard ass-eating probable child molester was discovered unresponsive in his office today and taken to the hospital, but the tiny shriveled-up piece of turd that was his heart could no longer be made to beat. If there is any justice in the world, Falwell's body is, even as we speak, being violated in unspeakable ways. At times like this, Crabbie wishes he believed in hell - because then he could hope for Falwell to end up there, and be tied to a wall and ass-raped by men with flaming hot pokers for dicks until the end of time.
Good riddance to a true steaming pile of excrement.
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Jerry Falwell Is Dead. Thousands Already Lining Up To Piss On His Grave.
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 3:43 PM
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LOVE the pic, totally agree with you.
Anger issues, anyone? Usually your posts are really funny, and I agree with the sentiment here, but I think this one hit a little too close to home for you. It took the funny right out of you and just replaced it with hate. Start ripping on Angelina Jolie again so I can laugh out loud like I usually do at this site, ok??
Why Crabbie...I see you've once again recieved a comment from that DRIED UP TWAT Karen. Well. I guess it's impossible to keep lonely fat ugly bitches from posting.
Go back to masturbating about Kirk Cameron Karen, NO BODY here has any interest in your opinions and the rest of us are sick of hearing about Angelina Jolie.
BTW...your interest in hearing about her says a great deal about your lack of a life.
ANYWAY...Thank GOD the SHITHEAD Falwell is DEAD.
I'm sure he's sucking Santan's Dick as I post.
Now I want to hear that Little King Georgie and his jester Cheny are being IMPEACHED and it will be a perfect news day !!!!!!!
MUUUAAAAHHAHHAHHHAHHAAA !!!!!
PS Come on Karen....fire one back at me !!!! HA HA HA, ignorant CUNTS like you are so easily riled up.
Gobbless you Crabbie. That is the most accurate post yet!
Fuck that Karen chick!
That is some funny shit right there! Keep up the good work.
Amen Crabbie !!
I am ashamed that this fat P.O.S was from my beautiful state VA .
Jerry FATwell was a racist , homophobic , evil PIG ! I never wish ILL on the dead but I hope & Pray he is rotting in HELL !! because he was not of a peaceful , loving GOD but a hateful EVIL one :(
Karen, your mother sews socks that smell.
Nobody likes you. And nobody wants to read your pathetic posts. I laughed while reading Crabbie's post- so piss off!
Ding Dong the bitch is dead!
And I watched Die Hard today. You know 'Ode an die Freude'? very fitting...
RIT (Rest in Torment) you dead waste of space!
Oh anonymous, are you so sad and lonely that you have to pick on anyone who doesn't agree with you? Apparently you can't stand to have your stupidity and lower-class background pointed out to everyone, especially being ground into little pieces like I did to you in the KC post, so you resort to calling me a "dried up twat/cunt" (get a dictionary, you're running out of profanities). For your information I am 5'7" 120 pounds, married to a total hottie and a grand total of 29 years old, but I guess anyone that disagrees with a brain surgeon like you must be "a lonely fat ugly bitch". Oh, I was also my HS Prom Queen and am in the process of finishing my Masters to become a practicing Psychologist. I enjoy going on these sites to voice my opinion, and I don't have to scream at people impotently banging my fist on the keyboard when they disagree with me. Try seeing a board-certified Psychologist in your state instead of self-medicating with crack, JD,and the local transvestite hookers, okay? I pray for all of us that you don't now nor never will have children--- Only cowards go on anonymously and mask their identities to the point of even hiding their gender--you are a case study in the making.
Oh and by the way Anonymous, when you get that Dictionary, use it for this other novel use: spelling accuracy. It's "received", "nobody" (one word, not two), "Satan", and "Cheney". Interestingly enough, you always get "masturbating" right. Hmmm.....
Well, Karen, I am a different anonymous - the one who just watched again Die Hard because of the 'Ode an die Freude' but you made a big mistake.
If someone attacks you on the net, you don't list your hotness and all the cool facts about you - that just make you look like a pompous liar or a very insecure person.
Instead you tell the asshole to shut the fuck up and remove the dog-penis formed dildo from his ass.
Works a lot better.
Thanks anonymous two-- but I didn't say that I was hot, I just countered all of the things that he/she called me. Regardless, he/she is indeed ignorant and I enjoy playong with nitwits, but I appreciate the advice.
ok,that should be "playing"-- sorry, it's been a long day and I can certainly do better than that psycho anonymous one on my worst day.
WOW. That ANONYMOUS seems to HAVE some SERIOUS ISSUES himself.
Gawd, I hate it when people posting on blogs have to attempt to create, and defend a imaginary image of themselves. It sounds so sad, and wince worthy.
Nobody cares about your made up name, your body stats, your love life, or education level. It means nothing in the cyber world. No one cares. It is the ultimate format for free expression and you don't have to make up a name, and create pretend personality to post. I could give a shit about whether your name is "Tom" or "Anon".
If I enjoy a comment, it doesn't matter. However your posts 'Karen', I find critical, self absorbed, and dreary.
Feel free to call me 'anon' three or whatever the fuck you please.
HA! cyber fight! how pathetic!
too bad the god falwell believed in does not exist, if he did he would fuck him up.
10:30 PM Karen is it?
I would never defend myself by boasting about my perfect life, and great looks, I would said 'look out' because I shared a cell with Michelle Rodriguez or something.
At least it would have been mildly amusing instead of so needy.
Jerry Falwell was the anti-christ in my view and I totally agreed with your post Crabbie. If all you do is post biting, truthful, and humorous posts about people like Falwell you will keep me as a fan. Not just posting about easy targets like Jolie is what separates you from the countless other bloggers out there Crabbie. Please keep up the great work.
why is it that every woman who comments on a blog is 5'7" and 120 pounds?
because that are standard sizes you'll regularly get when you use dice and RPG rules to create characters.
Come on folks. There's a lot of hate flowing in the old blog today. I think everyone is entitled to their opinion. Karen included. And people didn't need to attack her like that. Difference of opinion makes the world an interesting place. Calling someone you disagree with a "dried up twat" is way over the top. I'm sorry but it is. As for Jerry Falwell, even though I don't agree with his views on gay people, he still didn't deserve the savage attack he got from Crabbie. And I usually love Crabbie. Jerry Falwell probably never had the benefit of living in close proximity to a gay person and therefore never got to see what I have seen. That gay people are wonderful and make great friends, neighbors, etc. In the end, Falwell was just another human being with major flaws like every other person ever born. Forgiving him at the time of his death is ever so much more beautiful than the level of hate being tossed his way in this blog.
Falwell was a hate-spewing racist homophobic sexist asshole who needs to burn in the deepest, hottest, and most painful pits of Hell. Crabbie was not out of line. Rising to defend oneself in the face of ridiculous hypocritical statements like the ones Jerry made EVERY DAY OF HIS LIFE is also a very human response to have, you know. Forgiveness is all golden, but after this louse spent seventy-four years on this earth soaking up far more material goods and attention and respect than he deserved, I think we're all entitled to blow off a little steam ourselves. Sorry. If you can't understand that, then you're not ready for the Internets.
Geez. This man creates hate amongst random strangers even when he's DEAD!
I didn't know who he was (don't live in the US) so I looked it up after reading your post, Crabbie.
And yes, that was an asshole. Saying 9-11 came because of gays & feminists???
Also, I wouldn't be surprised he had some secrets himself. "Superholy" guys like that usually do...
OK, and knock it out with the hatred and the namecalling, people. It degrades all of you.
Karen, it's bad etiquette to tell a blog-owner what to post, that is just rude and not polite, no matter how you write it down. The others; baiting and discussing how one should act in an internet fight while there's much more important things to respond to in this post (God knows that Falwell guy has enough bad traits to comment on) takes away the significance of Crabbie's rant. He has a point, please focus on that instead of some lame poster-fight.
... OK, now I feel like a schoolteacher, lol. *blows whistle* Into your corners! ;-)
Okay, final post here because this is truly becomng ridiculous. I certainly didn't mean to spew hate, as several people referred to, in fact if you read my original post I am doing quite the oposite. And for those who reminded me that only losers not only post but in fact make up their stats, read the post that I was responding to. Every single stat responded to an insult anonymous threw my way, and was simply stated to refute his/her ignorant idea that only "lonely fat ugly bitches" that "nobody likes" with a "lack of a life" post here. You all should be insulted by that, but he/she obviously is not smart enough to figure out that insult comes right back at him/her. Those stats are all true but I don't blame people for doubting when people like anonymous creep into the mix. Believe me I don't exactly mourn Falwell, and I in fact really like Crabbie's sense of humor. I would just like to point out that the "hate-spewing" started in Crabbie's post and I believe he can do better than that. He's funny when he picks on people but Falwell obviously struck too close to home, and I can't say I blame him. Unfortunately, he just continued Falwell's legacy of hate-- enough said. I still enjoy his posts, and no bullying psycho obsessive post-stalking freak (hello, follow people from chat to chat much when you have a life to lead?) like "anonymous 1" is going to prevent me from reading them and having an opinion. Oh, and you are right that the post correcting his/her spelling was a little much, but I couldn't resist pointing out his/her uncanny accuracy with "masturbating"...
"If you can't understand that, then you're not ready for the Internets."
All things considered, that doesn't seem criticism at all.
You guys should remember that old quote "Arguing on the internet is like winning at the special olympics... even if you win, you're still a RETARD"
Oh, and Jerry Falwell was a hate mongering CUNT
Dear Karen ,
You appear to be very young ( like 14 ) or just naive about the internet :)
On the web you can anything ... skinny , the prom queen .... a stud .... single .... I'm sure even Jerry FATwell had fun on the internet LOL ! All those gay chat rooms LOL !!
So ... just get over yourself ! everyone else has ! and for the record most ppl HATED Jerry FATwell and can't wait to piss on his grave !
Even us southern women from Virginia plan on doing something :)
Afterall Jerry FATwell was a total embarrassment to our beautiful state :(
I just hope Pat Roberstson and the rest of the creepy christians are next :)
The world would be a much more peaceful place w/OUT all the bigoted , christian freaks !
You people are all disgusting, posting all these vile comments, weren't you taught that you don't speak ill of the dead?? You all act like the celebutards written about here. I too had no use for Fallwell, since he railed against some of my favorite 'past-times'. But I ignored him when he was alive, just like I'll ignore him now that he's dead. A Proper response to news of his death would have been "Jerry who??", and leave it at that.
"You people are all disgusting, posting all these vile comments, weren't you taught that you don't speak ill of the dead??"
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I was seriously going to let this all shrivel up and die, but I just could not resist commenting on this last line. My answer is: "No, I was taught it was far worst to speak ill of the living, especially if my comments created hate crimes, and compelled people to lash out and hurt innocent people."
I guess I durn't got no manners.
Anon 5:07 PM, 3:36 AM, (the same guy) - you are a sick little fuck that needs to get some counseling or you are going to find yourself doing time in prison, if you haven't already. I'm sorry you have issues with women. Was your mommy not good to you when you were a little boy? Anyone that would say the things you have said in this blog is mentally unstable. Seems the only person that isn't ready for the internet is you.
"Oh, and Jerry Falwell was a hate mongering CUNT"
Haha. I can imagine someone posting that with a straight face. Lovely people here.
"Anon 5:07 PM, 3:36 AM, (the same guy) - you are a sick little fuck that needs to get some counseling or you are going to find yourself doing time in prison, if you haven't already. I'm sorry you have issues with women. Was your mommy not good to you when you were a little boy?"
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Hi, Anon 7:57, this is Anon 3:36. Actually, that was my first post in this particular story. I have no idea who Anon 5:07 is, nor did I say a word about Karen, but thanks for informing me that we're one in the same. You might want to stop pointing fingers until each of us has our own username.
P.S. I'm a woman.
He was not a man of God. He was a servant of the devil. He is burning in hell, I'm sure. Serves his fat ass right. Good ridance, ignorant, racist piece of trash.
I haven't had such a great news day in years. I was so happy to hear that pathetic pile of shit was no longer breathing my air. It's hard for me to come up with an equal to Fatwell. The nasty little SMIRK on his face has irritated me for more years than I can remember.
God bless Tinky Winky, who scampered across the breakfast table with his red handbag and sprinkled 'fairy dust' (rat poison)on Fatwell's cereal. Good job!!!
You know what Karen...I've FINALLY stopped laughing at your ignorant dried-up TWAT ASS. I'm the original anonymous, and I've been off line for 2 day, but I'm only ONE of a great many who think you are a stinkin bitch and that you should shut the fuck up.
If you were as smart as you think you are, and obviously YOU'RE WAY DUMBER, you'd have been able to tell by sentence structure and semantics that several people were responding with DISGUST to you, not just me.
Oh my God ......... I'm laughing my ass off again at what a TRULY STUPID BITCH you are.
HEY 4:13 PM, SORRY YOUR MOMMY WASN'T GOOD TO YOU WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP. SORRY YOU HAVE ISSUES WITH ALL WOMEN EVERYWHERE. SORRY YOU HAVEN'T BEEN FUCKED IN YEARS. SORRY YOU ARE SO PATHETIC. SORRY YOU CAN'T EVEN WRITE. GO TO COLLEGE YOU INGNORANT FUCK.
Hey Karen...pretending to be anonymous... at 4:18...We KNOW its you.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
You truly are pathetic.
OH and BTW it's IGNORANT FUCK not INGNORANT FUCK.
OK...OK...I'm laughing so hard I could pee my pants.
Gosh KAREN...I don't know what I'd do here at the 7/11 without super stupid twats like YOU to annoy.
"OK...OK...I'm laughing so hard I could pee my pants."
PROBABLY not an UNCOMMON event.
"Gosh KAREN...I don't know what I'd do here at the 7/11 without super stupid twats like YOU to annoy."
The AMERICAN dream at its FINEST. PLEASE keep on POSTING, you're comedy GOLD.
It's a typo you ignorant fuck. Hang out at the 7/11 do you? How sad. And I love your use of the word "we". As if you are speaking collectively for the blog. Again....pathetic. You're just some lonely, miserable American loser with mommy problems. I'm sorry your life is shit. Now go back to the 7/11. Because we all know that's where the Ivy League spends their time.
Oh, and you can have the last word. Because I've got a life and you do not. And my name isn't Karen. Your strange insistence that I am reaffirms for me that you are mentally unstable. Karen left the blog a long time ago, I'm sure. The only way you can be right in your uneducated, damaged little mind is to have the last word. I'm going to go take a dip in my pool. You go back to hanging out at the 7/11. Don't forget that counseling. I'll pray for you.
Where's my apology? =( -Anon 3:36-
Karen Karen Karen...You Ultra Ignorant Cunt.
Of course it's you !!!!!!!
Just goes to show what an INGNORANT (LOL) BITCH you are.
But I must admit...YOU do keep us laughing here at the 7/11 !!!!
OH...BTW... save your prayers for your rotting hero Fatwell. I'm sure YOU wish you could suck out his dead bung hole right this minute...LOL at you...WE ALL ARE !!!!!
Hey Kids, is this horrible twat not the funniest and best reason to check out Crabbies Blog?
SHE IS SOOOOOOOO EASY TO UPSET !!!
For the record, I was not involved with the name calling on this thread and I really don't like people bashing each other but that comment from (Karen?) ie: 12:02 AM really cracked me up!
The line-"Karen left the blog a long time ago, I'm sure." was really laughable! The "I'm sure" at the end was a give away. Karen, please hon, stop already and let it go. And please stop lecturing Crabbie about what you expect him post about. It just makes you look silly.
Wow! Okay, this is the real Karen, and I have only ever posted on this thread (Jerry Falwell) as Karen. Should he choose, Crabbie can actually confirm that simply by checking the posts and where they came from. In fact I wish he would just to prove to you people that there are other intelligent people posting on this thread. I have in fact, stopped posting as karen (lower-case k on purpose) elsewhere on this site because of that psychotic original (7/11) anon that I am tired of wasting my time with-- besides, he/she needs to get back to mopping the floors before it's time to clean the Slushee machine. And thanks to anon 3:07 am, 3:46 pm, 12:02 am etc. You guys are the the reason I still come in here-- you have common sense. And in the future, why don't the rest of you guys read the posts all of the way through before you comment? It would probably save a lot of unnecessary anger on your part if you actually listened before you start spouting off.
Why "KAREN" !!!! You said you weren't coming back days ago and yet here you are.
Come on you wacked bitch. You're not fooling ANYONE. Even us dull hicks at the 7/11 have your tired ass figured out !!!!
PS...we love the way you pat your anonymous selves on the back trying to make it look like there's more than one pathetic loser.
But WE ALL know the truth karen.
You're the only PATHETIC LOSER here doll, so quit telling the rest of us what to do and what to read !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come on you stupid CUNT, try a different ploy, or are you just plain too stupid. That would be my guess !!!!!!!!!!
I agree with the last non-karen poster....you karen are just silly, Yes indeed, a SILLY and obviously lonely little girl, too stupid to figure out that EVRYONE is laughing at her.
MUHAAAAHAAAAHAAAHAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!
And you are one crazy Fuck. No sense fighting with crazy fuckholes who shill $5.00 pizzas and corn dogs on a stick wearing a multi-colored vest with your name stitched on the pocket and a folded paper hat for a living. And respond away crazy fuck, I am only here to say goodbye to the sane people-- Although I won't be here again to witness it (and that is a promise as good as the inevitable fact that you will no doubt go completely batshit one day, dig yourself a bunker and wear Tinfoil on your head to keep the aliens out of your brain)I REALLY (see, I can use ALL CAPS too, except I'm not completely FUCKING CRAZY, so I know that it really doesn't make we win the argument by default, just because I AM VIRTUALLY LOUDER!)hope that Crabbie comes in, and verifies that I have only ever posted as karen in this chat. Of course, then you would just add him to your crazy paranoid conspiracy "oh my god karen is posting to back herself up because otherwise that would mean other people think I am a total lunatic shiteater" theories. Go shoot some lube up your own dried up twat since you will never have any other use for it and just try to keep your violent tendencies aimed in a useful direction-- at your own fucked up head. The one thing that you can be proud of is that you have sucked every last bit of class out of this posting thread, just like you sucked off your daddy every night in the trailer while he watched Andy Griffith, drank his Schlitz and your momma looked the other way. BRAVO!!You need extensive therapy.
God! Karen what a troll you are. You just have to have the last word. The caption was hilarius, I would love to piss on his grave. Hopefully, someone will shit on his grave.
Dear God karen, you post somewhat sanely that the first 'karen' was not "you", then you come back and post this last post and remove all doubt that indeed it was you all along.
I don't know whether to fear you, or pity you. Make it easy on yourself if your ego will allow it. Just make up another friggin name and mark it as a lesson learned.
My goodness!
Hi.
I just wanted this post to get to 50 comments.
People have begun complaining about all the nastiness in the comments. This seems sort of funny since the point of the blog is to be nasty. Anyway, there's nothing I can do about confirming the identities of posters. Blogger doesn't let you see commenters' IPs. Sitemeter only logs 100 hits unless you pay for it so beyond that I can't see who's coming to the site. Even then it doesn't always record the last page people clicked on, so I can't be sure who left a given comment. Plus it's too much work. I could enable comment moderation and delete meanness before it got posted but I'm not going to because I want this blog to be a free and open forum. That means it's going to get ugly at times. If you can't take it, I'm sorry. Maybe there's a blog about kittens or knitting some place that would be more your speed. The only advice I can give is not to encourage the mean folks by responding to them. Sometimes people are mean to Crabbie but I just ignore it and they usually leave. Also, a few people have suggested that I "encourage" meanness by not deleting the nasty remarks. I'm not trying to encourage anything except free and open discussion. Again, if it's too abrasive in here, I'm sorry. It's a satiric gossip blog, not a day-care.
Karen karen Karen...We all knew you were not going anywhere. People like you, YOU KNOW the ones with absolutely NO LIVES, never really disappear, they just swear it's not them commenting, and they try to act like they're somebody else entirely.
THIS WOULD BE YOU IN A NUT SHELL KAREN!!!!!
You are such a pathetic bitter lonely stressed-out flabby Kunt of a little girl, All of us here at the 7/11 feel terribly sorry for you. We still hate your guts, but all of us know that we SHOULD FEEL SORRY for someone as obviously mentally hadicapped as YOU!!!!
OH...BTW...My Daddy has a very BIG DICK, unlike the teeny tiny one your father forced you to lick. Come to think of it, this would really help to explain why your are such a bitter and easily angered BITCH.
Now go ahead and think up a new name and post away,(if you don't I'll lose my bet with the frozen corndog and pizza distributer) because everyone here knows you will, and as you can see from the other posts, EVERYONE HERE IS STILL LAUGHING AT YOU!!!!!
Muuuhaaaahaaahaaahaaaa !!!!!
Wow. Anon 2:37 PM is kind of a cunt.
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