Homophobic bigot shitheap Jerry Falwell is dead. The closeted gay bastard ass-eating probable child molester was discovered unresponsive in his office today and taken to the hospital, but the tiny shriveled-up piece of turd that was his heart could no longer be made to beat. If there is any justice in the world, Falwell's body is, even as we speak, being violated in unspeakable ways. At times like this, Crabbie wishes he believed in hell - because then he could hope for Falwell to end up there, and be tied to a wall and ass-raped by men with flaming hot pokers for dicks until the end of time.
Good riddance to a true steaming pile of excrement.
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 3:43 PM