The Grown-Ups Have Intervened

Wednesday, May 09, 2007


Someone in Paris Hilton's camp finally decided to shut the bitch up and at least make a try at painting her as a human being who realizes she made a mistake. Hence the following statement, released today by Paris's new lawyers:

After reading the media's coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what I believe are misperceptions about me. I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired. Clearly, no one should -- no matter how slightly.

I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation.

No one is above the law. I surely am not. I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse.

Not a word of that reflects what Paris really thinks, but whatever. Somebody in the family must've gotten sick of her making a fool of herself. If anyone in the Hilton family still has a modicum of dignity, they will prevail upon whoever controls Paris to muzzle her, or perhaps just lock her up until her sentence starts.

(source)

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

The sad part about this is the parents of this idiot. They don't see that this could be what she needs to get herself togethr. If they get her out of this, which they probably will, she will be even more vile than any of us could imagine.

This smacks of entitlement. Which, of course, is the American way. I'm prepared to be ashamed of our judicial system once again. The only salvation is that people will start denying her access to restaurants and clubs ala O.J.

Anonymous said...

Geesh, even her lawyer needs grammar lessons!

Anonymous said...

"I'm just honored to be here."
"It's been a team effort."
"I would like to thank my mom."
"God willing and with a bit of luck we can go all the way."


ect, ect, ect, ect..........

Anonymous said...

"However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse, no matter how wonky my left eye looks."

fixed........

Anonymous said...

Yeah, this whore is sorry like Lizzie Grubman...

Anonymous said...

Paris doesn't think she is above the law---and I can sprout wings and learn to fly.

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