Someone in Paris Hilton's camp finally decided to shut the bitch up and at least make a try at painting her as a human being who realizes she made a mistake. Hence the following statement, released today by Paris's new lawyers:
After reading the media's coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what I believe are misperceptions about me. I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired. Clearly, no one should -- no matter how slightly.
I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation.
No one is above the law. I surely am not. I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse.
Not a word of that reflects what Paris really thinks, but whatever. Somebody in the family must've gotten sick of her making a fool of herself. If anyone in the Hilton family still has a modicum of dignity, they will prevail upon whoever controls Paris to muzzle her, or perhaps just lock her up until her sentence starts.