This is Emmy Rossum and her boyfriend together in Malibu. I have no idea who this guy is, but he just reeks of "aspiring screenwriter who works at Kinko's, and buys his clothes at trendy mall stores." I bet he writes her poetry. Or he must have a 15 incher. There's got to be some explanation for why Emmy would fuck a guy who looks like Marilyn Manson's uglier, less-cool little brother.
Emmy, you are a beautiful movie actress. Why does your boyfriend look like a gawky adolescent trying for his first kiss at the junior-high dance? I bet his breath smells like Doritos. Got to be 15 inches at least. Nobody's that good a poet.
Dork Nails Hollywood Hottie
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 8:06 AM
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lmfao
and look at that tiny ass shirt he is sporting
It could be a Ric Ocasek and Paulina Porizcova kind of thing, except that this dude is just plain dorky, not cooly bizzare, and since nobody knows who he is, he hasn't quite made a splash in the entertainment industry by his sheer talent.
Before and JJ people start railing on me about true love, and maybe she 'loves him for who he is' kind of stuff, firstly she is an actress, and secondly she has not made herself a household name yet. IF she aspires to do so, she will have to date either another celeb type, or a very talented up and commer to stay in the media. Time will tell he is is either.
Oh, and forget Britney Spears as an example- she's just screwed up and delusional. Emma seems to at least have a functioning head on her shoulders.
It's an industry standard. Nothing makes a pretty girl more beautiful than hanging around a butt ugly guy.
You can only hope he has other redeeming qualities, like the 13 incher perhaps. He looks like he might suffer from Cisco Alder disease though.
Hopefully we will never find out....
he is some producer of her horrible record
and he is super super rich
^now it is explained
this boyfriend is actually one of the agents or producers something like that for interscope records so it kinda pays to be in with management if you know what i mean
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