Katie Holmes has a death-wish. This is the only thing I can conclude after reading the news that she has been flirting with a male co-star on the set of her new movie Mad Money.
Katie, honey, do you have any idea what will happen to you when Tom finds out about this? And what about the guy you've allegedly been flirting with, co-star Adam Rothenberg? Have you no regard for his well-being? You know as well as anyone, Katie, what kind of violent thugs work for Scientology. So, don't be surprised if, some morning, poor Adam wakes up with some kind of animal head in his bed. And that's if he's lucky. If Tom's really in a bad mood, you could wake up with Adam's head in your bed. And Tom hovering over you with a maniacal grin on his face.
Then again, maybe Tom is more understanding than we suspect. Maybe he recognizes a little innocent flirtation when he sees one. After all, it wasn't so bad what Katie did, if this eyewitness account is accurate:
They shot a scene in which Adam wrapped his arms around Katie’s waist, then the two of them had an intimate discussion. They lingered after the director said ‘cut,’ and it got everyone talking.
See? That's nothing. And so what if, on another occasion, Katie allegedly touched Adam's arm while they were talking off-camera? They're just being friendly. No reason for Tom or anyone else to get upset. Right Tom?