Rod Stewart's son Sean is being investigated for assault with a deadly weapon after a vicious attack in Hollywood Saturday night. Reportedly, Sean and some friends became agitated after they were refused entry to a party at a private home, and were further infuriated when other folks began teasing them for being such losers. This all somehow prompted the gang of would-be toughs to later attack two people in a truck, hurling bricks and a trash-can at the vehicle, and then assaulting the passengers, a married couple. The wife reportedly received "massive lacerations" from broken windshield glass and had to be taken to Cedars Sinai for treatment.
This morning, Page 6 speculated that Sean may have been in a bad mood because A&E dropped his reality show Sons of Hollywood. So now, apparently, when would-be celebs have their silly dreams dashed, the appropriate response is to perpetrate some kind of Mad Max assault on a couple of random people. Is this insanity or what? I don't know about you, but I'm buying a Glock and some hollow-tips. Gun-control be damned - if I see some fucker who looks like Sean Stewart coming, I want to be armed. The world is being overrun by crazed Korean college students and out-of-control celebrity progeny, and I don't know about you, but I ain't getting caught with my pants down (unless butt-sex somehow becomes involved).
(source 1, source 2)
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 8:50 AM