Satanic model Naomi Campbell insists her recent community service stint humbled her, and that she's no longer an angry, out-of-control maniac. Here's Naomi on her life-altering court-ordered punishment:
I just got to be with people and learn a lot about people that I would never really get to meet in my job. Everyone was well-mannered and very straight up with me and I was straight up with them.
Sure Naomi, you were straight up with them - right up until the moment you strutted out of there in your preposterous metallic dress. Oh, you thought we'd forgotten about that, didn't you? Yeah Naomi - actions speak louder than words. You can say you've been humbled all you want, but that image of you swinging your hips in fuck-off fashion while sporting an outfit that cost more than your fellow floor-sweepers will make in a year - that told us all we need to know about how you really feel. Anything that comes out of your mouth is just blabber, some shit that was pumped into your brain by PR people, plus whatever nonsense your endlessly self-justifying tongue felt like concocting at that moment. As far as I'm concerned you've never really taken responsibility for anything - you did what the court ordered you to do, because you had no choice, but kept up your defiant little attitude in any way you could. You don't even know what "humble" is Naomi - you're too convinced of your own superiority. And the sad thing is how baseless that superiority is. If you were smarter or more talented than everyone else, maybe we could see it, but just being considered good-looking by a bunch of fashion people? What a flimsy foundation upon which to construct a sense of entitlement. Makes no difference to you though, does it? No - that's the world you live in. A completely frivolous, superficial one. Sadly, there are those who idolize people in your world, and validate your idiotic sense of nobility. Which is how you became so fiendishly arrogant in the first place.