Crabbie always thought you weren't supposed to have sex in rehab (because rehab is all about cleansing your system through self-denial, and sex is too much fun for someone who's self-denying). Well, apparently, somebody forgot to shoot that particular memo along to Britney Spears, who had herself not one but two relationships while "getting clean" in Promises. The first man, rock musician Jason Filyaw, was revealed about a month ago. You remember him right - the guy Britney called "Jay-sun," and was supposedly head-over-heels for? Hmm - I guess Britney didn't dig that guy as much as she was letting on. Cause since then it's come out that Britney had a little dalliance, literally behind some bushes, with another rehabbing musician, Howie Day, and now the two are reportedly dating. And of course Britney is just completely smitten with this guy and suddenly can't live without him. Here's what a source told Life & Style Magazine:
Britney just lights up and seems back to her old self when she talks to Howie or tells people about him. ... She thinks he’s very talented — and says he’s the best kisser ever!
Oh, Howie's the best kisser ever! Gosh, Britney just loves him so much and can't wait to see him. Uh - pardon me for being cynical, but isn't that how Britney feels about every man? Doesn't she basically slobber like a dog over every penis-having individual who shows her any attention? So what's to make us believe this Howie Day character is any different than Isaac Cohan or poor Filyaw or any other random person Britney has allegedly fallen in love with? I'll tell you - there's nothing. Britney is Britney. She's just one of those incredibly needy people. And soon Howie Day will find that out, and he'll be out the door like Cohen, and every other man besides Federline, who pretty much just needed the money. Poor Britney - she doesn't need treatment for a drug or alcohol addiction, she needs treatment for a man addiction. Pronto.