The first return volley has been fired in the whole Shanna vs. Paris/Lindsay affair, and it's come from an unexpected source - ex Lindsay fuck-buddy/alleged almost-fiancee Harry Morton. In case you missed it, last night, Shanna Moakler - angered over her MySpace page and email being hacked - took it upon herself to post some private phone-numbers/addresses belonging to Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan (whom Shanna blames for something; I'm still trying to figure out exactly what). So, today, Harry got back at Shanna by posting the following on his own MySpace:
dancing with the dlisters
myspace.com/privacycunt is not who everyone thinks it is, that url has been hacked/leaked and has not been her account for a while, its now run by some desperate loser who stole her url the second her account was deleted.
this fatass needs to be more focused on keeping her legs closed more then being worried about whos fucking that deadbeat rocker.
firstname.lastname@example.org = 10 DILDOS IN HER ASS
So Harry has confirmed what we already knew - that Lindsay's MySpace account doesn't belong to Lindsay. He also confirmed that he still carries a torch for the bitch, otherwise why would he take up for her in such fashion. Oh, and Harry - just to show what a witty fellow he is - also posted the above nekkid photo of Shanna, complete with naughty Perez-like doodles (extra censorship by Crabbie). Isn't everyone behaving in such a wonderful, grown-up fashion? Goodness.