Britney Spears was driving in a convertible with the top down, and her hat came off, and then her wig nearly came off too. And what did we learn from this story kids? That Britney is too stupid to understand that driving in a car with no roof puts you in jeopardy of losing your fake hair. Of course, having the roof up also makes it more difficult for the paps to get your picture. So she had to make the choice. Either that or she just doesn't know which button to push to make the roof come up.
"Dang, this thing has a roof too? That's crazy, y'all."
Britney's Wig Almost Comes Off
Monday, April 30, 2007
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 12:54 PM
Labels: Britney Spears
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Damn, why didn't her wig blow off? This is still funny though, but, it would have kicked ass if she was seen running down the street chasing the dynel masterpiece and crying and all the paps helping her recover her fake hair.
I am dying to see a pic of her without her wig, come on Crabbie, find us one, that would make my day, she looks like a prostitute all the time, who dresses her nowadays? A western prostitute, that is...LOL
Well it is obvious why we don't see her with her kids nowadays. She doesn't have three arms.
1. To hold drink
2. To hold wig on
3. To hold baby??? "Nah. I'll just keep them Boo Boos in the trunk."
To me, she seems to have the expression, "Oh Dang! I left Sean Preston on the roof again! Oh, double dang! I ain't got no roof, now where can that little bugger be at??"
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