Britney's All Better

Monday, April 16, 2007


Whatever was bugging Britney Spears has obviously been dealt with, and everything is fine in her life now. You can just tell that by looking at her. She has her shit so together. Especially now that she's canned her evil manager Larry Rudolph - you know, the guy who tricked her into thinking alcohol and drugs were her problem when it was really postpartum depression, bulimia and yellow teeth - and re-hired old publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnick. Yup, Britney's life and career are definitely headed in the right direction now. We won't be seeing anymore crazy shit from this girl.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Britney is just another washed up Skanky Hoe !

And she represents how most of South is still very , very .... IGNORANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heather M. said...

I take offense to that. I am from the South and I'm not ignorant. Believe it or not, I even have a college degree. Here's a thought. Learn to proof read a sentence before you post. Also, I believe the "hoe" reference is a garden tool, not the "ho" that refers to a person.

Anonymous said...

hate her...pity her...despise her...pity her...loathe her...pity her...abhor her...no, now pretty much just abhor her.

cupcake said...

This video is no longer available.


And Crabbie posted that pic of her with fur and a fedora just to tease me! Admit it Crabbie :-P

Anonymous said...

I live in a southern state- but I don't take offense. Each state has it's share of ignorant hos. Her recently acquired southern drawl (ie: "We're country ya'll") just makes her sound even more ignorant though.

Then of course, you can add on the dirty bare feet, gum wad smacking, food dribbling, baby dropping, bra-less boob sagging, incoherent babbling.......anyway.... I digress.

She is the poster child for celebrity self implosion. Yeah, good luck with the comeback thing Britney. You might want to get a hold of those pen thingies they used to erase everyone's memories in the movie: 'Men In Black', cause it will take a complete memory loss to put some of your tackiest images behind us!

Anonymous said...

That coat looks like it is made of the skinned pelts of weasels. But of course they were probably just 'varmits' running around the trailer house.

Anonymous said...

Heather m .

You are proof of total IGNORANCE !

Hoe or Ho is slang !

proof read this .....

GO F*CK Yourself stupid HOE !!!

Anonymous said...

Britney ! Go back to the Kentwood trailer park !!

Anonymous said...

And she represents how most of South is still very , very .... IGNORANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11:12 AM
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Sorry, but you dealt it. When you start flinging s*** out on the internet, it has a way of flying back in your face.

Draco, Play nicely.

Anonymous said...

Too bad the clip doesn't play. We could add a whole bunch of outraged Californians who would be hurling at Britney's wincingly pathetic attempt at a 'Valley Girl' accent.

It is worth the search to locate and play it on another blog. Be prepared to feel like you have entered into another dimension of insanity.

"Go toward the light Britney, go toward the light......"

Anonymous said...

"Britney's All Better"

You mean better as in no more: crotch shots, baby driving, slurred interviews, passing out drunk in public places, shaving her head bald, umbrella car attacking, stripper underwear swapping, leg shaving at hotel pool side, rehap bush bumping sexcapades, and in love every other week- all better?

Well, judging from this recent video clip (check the web for it- it's everywhere) she isn't quite there yet.

But hey, according to Britney, it's all a lie! Yes, that's right. WE have it all wrong, so did her previous management who made her go to rehab. But she's not bitter or anything.......

Anonymous said...

Heather M = Britney

You can take the girl out of the trailerpark but .....

Get over the self righteousness YA'All !!

oh ! and Bless your heart !!