The National Enquirer is set to report that Angelina Jolie is battling an unnamed "deadly disease." This comes after months of speculation about Angelina's health, which has centered around her dwindling weight, and reports that her brother James Haven and others have expressed concern about her physical well-being. Details are sketchy as to what is supposed to be wrong with Jolie, but the Enquirer is saying that she and Brad are moving out of New Orleans, and that plans for Angie to journey to Prague to shoot a new movie may be in jeopardy.
The first thing one thinks, obviously, is that when you spend as much time in shitholes as Jolie does, you're liable to catch something. Of course, as we all know, these countries aren't shitholes - they're lovely vacation spots that just happen to look like God took a huge dump there. To be honest, it would be a miracle if Angelina hadn't contracted some kind of horrible illness by this point. Of course, Angelina was also married to Billy Bob Thornton once, which proves that her immune system is incredibly strong.
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Angelina Dying?
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 2:36 PM
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Victim lover, becomes victim. What could be more appropriate?? Her mother paved the way. What's more worship-worthy than a martyr/saint??? It's the role of a lifetime. Yawn. Well, we all knew that she does not have life figured out at all. Happiness is not important to her...suffering is. It makes her holier than the rest of the shallow, selfish masses. So suffer away Angelina and let us see a shining example of how not to live life.
Don't get my hopes up Crabbie.
Hepatitis. Oh dear.
Poetic justice for the skanking life she started at 14.
STDS ? Aids ?? the wrath of God for being a home wrecking slut ?!
Sounds like karma is here for the skank who neglects her own flesh & blood andcalls her a priviledged blob !
I think she's nice. She gave me a BJ behind behind Cafe du Monde a few days ago. Goooooood!
Didn't Brad get malaria a while back? Who knows, her 'disease' could be no more exotic than Nicole Richie's. An eating disorder.
I do have some admiration for her spirit, it is just that is all seems so highly commericalized. Chosing New Orleans to reside in is not much better than some of the malaria ridden areas she has visited all over the world. And before anyone in New Orleans gets offended, there are still thousands of acres that are still breeding grounds for parasites, and diseases that have yet to be cleared out. It goes without saying that going to these places increases your risk of getting something like that, but I do hope nothing is seriously wrong with her. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
I guess that Angie and Brad and Co. are welcome in New Orleans because they have "chocolate" children. Nagin made it clear that he wanted to 'keep New Orleans chocolate'- so here we go again with the labeling, and colors being the most important aspect about a person.
Angie must speak the language there pretty well.
If being a crazy orphan collecting blood luster is a "deadly disease"..then she has it.
So, narcissism CAN be fatal???? :-D
Everyone knows if she's suffering, it's #1 her father's fault, #2 the paparazzi's fault, #3 the media's fault, and #4 The U.S. Governments fault.
Rest in pieces! bitch
Omigod Midge!! That's harsh. :-D
This picture is disturbing. I hate the stupid wing tip eye liner and the gloss makes her fish lips look even more unnaturally fleshy. The dress she wore at this event was even worse. Steel grey with gold jewelry--she was trying to look like Cleopatra. A lot of poor orphans could have been fed with what it cost for that getup. If she REALLY cared she would have worn some fair trade organic hemp outfit, with elephant dung jewelry, and tribal handmade leather sandals.
She's a evil nasty bitch good riddance.
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