Victoria Beckham wants to add her name to the ever-growing list of celebs who've validated their otherwise useless existence by taking in an orphaned third-world child. Says a source close to the Posh one:
Victoria is desperate to have a daughter to be girlie with. She loves the idea of having a girl to dress up, play with and make the family less male-oriented. She's been spending time with Katie Holmes and seeing her little girl has made Victoria really broody.
Broody? What the hell does that mean? Oh, I see - she wants a brood. But doesn't she already have three kids? Oh, right - they're all sons. She wants to adopt a girl baby so she can dress her up and do her hair and have little tea parties. But why do you need a girl to do that? Just pick out one of the boys, the most effeminite one, and let his hair grow long and curl it and dress him up like a girl. What, it won't scar him. It'll just make him more sensitive, like Hemingway. And then when he grows up and starts having identity issues, David can take him out hunting lions or something, and he can start writing novels about guys whose peepees don't work. Gosh, Poshy, come on - use your imagination girl.
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I can kind of see her point. If she gets pregnant and has another boy that would be a very unbalanced situation. But WHY does it always have to be of another race? Is she afraid of what Saint Angelina and Madonna will say about her? And you better believe they will!! Is she afraid to look like a cold hearted bitch if she adopts a white baby? (Although rumor has it Posh is not white!)
I would love to see one of these celebrities be radically rebellious and adopt a WHITE baby. And people will gossip about them and their WHITE baby and how they don't care about the suffering in the world and how you can tell because of how WHITE their baby is.
*snicker* mimi - good one.
On one hand, it may be advantageous to have celebrities doing the 'We are the World' bit with international adoption.
But on the other hand, as with most celebrity fueled trends; it smacks of self promotion, and faddishness.
I do wish Posh was more attractive.
For her own sake, as well as ours.
I don't know why Posh always looks like she has so much oil on her face. She looks like she is made of wax. What is with that? Just a bit of powder is all it takes.
Her open blouse is not sexy. She has those awful bolt on fake breasts. Now Keeley Hazell in that blouse would be something else.
I was reading about adoption laws in the US and we have some stupid law that gives biological parents a 3 year period to change thier minds, in some states. So, people, not just celebs, are going to other countries to adopt. It sucks.
Yeah, U.S. adoption laws really suck. It is a lot easier to get a child from a under developed country indeed.
All you knew to do is pay off the father, sponsor the adoption agency's director with a overseas college education, or buy a hospital.
Uh, Vicky...hon...your shirt is unbuttoned.
I don't hate her, but her makeup shade is just hideous. You would think that someone with her money could employ someone to do her makeup in a more natural, and flattering way.
She looks like she put on her foundation with a grease pencil. It is a wonder she can keep her blouse white.
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