Victoria Beckham wants to add her name to the ever-growing list of celebs who've validated their otherwise useless existence by taking in an orphaned third-world child. Says a source close to the Posh one:
Victoria is desperate to have a daughter to be girlie with. She loves the idea of having a girl to dress up, play with and make the family less male-oriented. She's been spending time with Katie Holmes and seeing her little girl has made Victoria really broody.
Broody? What the hell does that mean? Oh, I see - she wants a brood. But doesn't she already have three kids? Oh, right - they're all sons. She wants to adopt a girl baby so she can dress her up and do her hair and have little tea parties. But why do you need a girl to do that? Just pick out one of the boys, the most effeminite one, and let his hair grow long and curl it and dress him up like a girl. What, it won't scar him. It'll just make him more sensitive, like Hemingway. And then when he grows up and starts having identity issues, David can take him out hunting lions or something, and he can start writing novels about guys whose peepees don't work. Gosh, Poshy, come on - use your imagination girl.