Paris Bound For The Slammer?

Paris Hilton is facing possible jail-time after L.A. city prosecutors announced they will ask a judge to revoke her probation in a reckless driving case. Hilton, you may recall, had the probation slapped on her last year after a DUI arrest, and also had her license suspended. But earlier this year, Paris was pulled over for driving at night without headlights on, and was of course nailed for operating a vehicle with a suspended license. Dumb-ass Paris insisted she was unaware of the suspension, as did her paid monkey Elliot Mintz. But Nick Velasquez, a spokesman for the city attorney's office, said there is "sufficient evidence to prove that [Paris's] license was suspended and that she had knowledge of that suspension." If found guilty of violating her probation, Paris could be sent to jail for 90 days.

What stuns me about this story is the arrogance of Paris Hilton and Elliot Mintz - trying to play that "she didn't know her license was suspended" card, as if anyone would really buy that. Is that how stupid they honestly think we are? Did they really think the city attorney would just accept that as an explanation and not investigate? Why, because she's Paris Hilton? Oh, her family's rich, so that makes her trustworthy. If she says she didn't know the license was suspended, then she must not have known. How could you doubt the word of an upstanding citizen like Paris? Throw the book at the bitch, I say - chuck her in the slammer for 90 days, and make it be some kind of hard-ass place, not some cushy Martha Stewart retreat where everyone sits around knitting afghans and watching Oprah. Put Paris in a cell with some big bull dyke with tears tattooed on her face and a shiv hidden under her mattress. You can bet Paris will mouth off to the bitch at some point, and where do you think that shiv will end up? That's the only fitting punishment for this waste of organs. Cause if she survives prison, well, then she'll just turn it into a triumph over adversity, and have someone write a book and go around like she's overcome something. In a few years it will be like it never happened. No, if she goes into jail, she has to never come out. That's the only just thing.

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