Naomi Campbell Reminds Everyone That She's Naomi Campbell

Friday, March 23, 2007


This is how Naomi Campbell was dressed when she sashayed out of the New York Sanitation Department garage where she spent the last five days doing her community service stint. TMZ has the video too. Looks like Naomi wanted to leave everyone with a definite impression: "I'm Naomi Campbell. Maybe I spent the last five days scrubbing floors, but now I get to go back to my life of parties and private jets and absurdly expensive Barbarella-looking evening gowns. And the rest of you all get to go back to your shitty apartments and eat TV dinners and listen to your kids cry. Yes, you can punish me for my little transgressions, but you can't break me. Cause I'm rich and famous and you're peons. So fuck all of you little people. You'll never stop me from whacking the help if I feel like it, cause they're the help, and that's what people like me do when we're inconvenienced. I'm better than you, and don't you forget it."

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have nothing but admiration for Naomi for being able to do something we've all have wanted to do.

Walk out of a negative situation unbroken and on your own terms. She is a *SUPERSTARRRRR!!!!!*

Anonymous said...

"Barberella looking evening gowns" too funny! I have to quote someone else on a blog about Naomi. "Attention much??"

I usually admire people who 'over come adversity' but considering that it's Naomi Campbell, and the fact that she is a totally self absorbed bitch, I find her "Look at me, I'm Naomi Campbell" quick change extemely LAME.

dirtydisher said...

I LOVED it. She's Naomi and everyone else can just go suck it. There's something about that 'tude that cracks me up.

Buffy said...

Freakin' hilarious post...again. I don't understand how people here can admire her rotten attitude? Nobody deserves to treat other human beings so badly! Arrogance repulses me.

michy said...

I am completely with Buffy on that one. The importance of treating people with respect seems to be long lost for "superstars" like Naomi.

Anonymous said...

Something tells me five days wasn't enough. If the papz could have showed us the pictures like they did with Boy George I think it would have been enough. But with no pics her ego is intact. Like it never happened!! She's just in bigger denial than she was before!!

Anonymous said...

Naomi Campbell = Stupid ghetto bitch

whatev said...

admiration - because she walked out of a negative situation unbroken?
what a f'in crock!!!
you're acting like the bitch got laid off after working for the same company for 50 years and still survived, got raped and impregnatned and was able to mentally handle it, got molested as a child and has grown into a good adult, or was born into an extrememly poverty drug infested neighborhood - took the other road and became responsible and hard working.
wtf!!!! are you on crack?!!
she put herself into that negative situation by acting out in a negative and violent fashion that is not befitting or acceptable for anyone. you do not wail on people beacuase you are angry and inconvienced. she came out unbroken - what a load! someone deserves repsect when they come from a truly bad and negative place and rise above. this situatiuon definatley does not warrent that sort of admiration.
gawd! that was the dumbest thing i have ever read in my entire life!!!

Anonymous said...

I bet she still would have slapped the shit out of her personal assistant if she didn't pack the right dress and shoes in her bag that day.

Anonymous said...

whatev,

You said it best. Her ass should have convicted for assult and locked up for what she did. Bet she wouldn't be grinning in a jail cell. Stupid Bitch.