Looks like Angelina Jolie has finally found a pastime to help her get over her recent malaise - Voodoo. According to Mike Walker of the Enquirer, Jolie has been studying the mysterious religion with the help of a priestess, and has also been seen touring the famed cemeteries of New Orleans. Ah, so now the truth comes out - Jolie didn't want to move to New Orleans to help the hurricane victims, it was so she could wallow in the city's dark, creepy vibe. Good thing Anne Rice quit writing about vampires to concentrate on Jesus books, otherwise Jolie would probably be stalking her right about now.
Seriously, does this surprise anyone even a little bit? I mean, how could Angelina Jolie live in New Orleans and not get into Voodoo. That would be like Owen Wilson going to Amsterdam and not getting a hooker. Or Cameron Diaz going to Marrakesh and not smoking hashish. Or Justin Timberlake hanging out in Chelsea and not getting fucked in the ass. Some things are just natural.
Jolie's Hot Voodoo
Monday, March 05, 2007
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 8:36 PM
Labels: Angelina Jolie
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Someone needs to save Shiloh !!
I am not worried about the flava flav baby and Maddox because crazy Angelina only hates her own flesh & blood !!
If only Brad would start thinking with hishead and not his d*ck !
>shrugs< Voodoo is a sensitive and sweet religion. I don't think she's suited to it.
Bravo! I love the Justin Timberlake line.
So, Jolie is getting bored with her suburban life. Apparently she's so bored she has to look for some creepy form of mischief to get into. Apparently the diseased third world countries, AIDs, starving orphans, vampires, human rights violations, wild animal sex with Brad Pitt, and child birth, just haven't done it for her. Now it's Voodoo. Yes, our dear Angie does like having her hands in the clay so to speak. Jennifer Aniston will probably find a headless chicken in her backyard soon.
This woman gets more and more unattractive all the time.
Here, I do not actually imagine it will have effect.
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