Looks like Angelina Jolie has finally found a pastime to help her get over her recent malaise - Voodoo. According to Mike Walker of the Enquirer, Jolie has been studying the mysterious religion with the help of a priestess, and has also been seen touring the famed cemeteries of New Orleans. Ah, so now the truth comes out - Jolie didn't want to move to New Orleans to help the hurricane victims, it was so she could wallow in the city's dark, creepy vibe. Good thing Anne Rice quit writing about vampires to concentrate on Jesus books, otherwise Jolie would probably be stalking her right about now.
Seriously, does this surprise anyone even a little bit? I mean, how could Angelina Jolie live in New Orleans and not get into Voodoo. That would be like Owen Wilson going to Amsterdam and not getting a hooker. Or Cameron Diaz going to Marrakesh and not smoking hashish. Or Justin Timberlake hanging out in Chelsea and not getting fucked in the ass. Some things are just natural.
Monday, March 05, 2007