Jessica Simpson Has Many Faces, All Of Them Dumb

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Jessica Simpson is shooting a new movie called Blonde Ambition. According to IMDb, it is the story of a young professional woman (Simpson) who "unwittingly becomes the pawn of two business executives in their bid to oust the head of a mega-conglomerate." With Jessica in the role, you can be certain the film will be full of gratuitous ass-shots, and gags about what a lovable ditz Jessica is. Here are some stills from the shoot, where Jessica shows off her stunning range as a comic actress:

Just asked God why Goofy can talk but Pluto can't. Is waiting for the answer.

Just realized that the white spot on her sleeve wasn't sour cream (and there were pigeons around a minute ago...).

Cut one.

Is that John Mayer down behind that taxi?

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey ! That's Britney's wig !!!

But for Horseface Jessica .... the wig needs to cover her UGLY face !!

Anonymous said...

Isn't that the truth!

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juliana said...

her make up artist didn't fill in her lips on the bottom in the corners. weird.

Anonymous said...

1) Is it SUPPOSED to be completely obvious that she is wearing a wig? (If that's from her line of wigs I don't imagine them selling well; if a professional hair stylist can't make the damn thing look real how could a real person.)

2) I think you're forgetting the part in the movie where she realizes that she (and the world) have underestimated her and her abilities; bc that sounds exactly like the sort of thing that genre of movie would have.

Anonymous said...

WHh is her lipstick so weird?

Why is that such a terrible wig?

Why is she wearing that get-up?

Why would anyone want to kill the last remaining vestiges of a once promising career with this BS?

Why, why, why??????

mental midget said...

Jessica Simpson is a living fart joke.

dirtydisher said...

I hate to pick on a slow kid, but, sometimes she so butt fug. Ick.

Anonymous said...

Too funny, Crabbie. That's my comment lol