Good old Prince Harry made quite a night of it Saturday, rubbing up against a chick who ain't his girlfriend at a club then chasing a photographer who tried taking his picture as he was sneaking out the back. Ooh, get that guy Harry - thrash him...
Nearly had him Harry. Hope you have more luck shooting innocent civilians in Iraq in a couple of weeks. Those folks are pretty quick - just wait for them to zig, then aim to the right. Lead the target, Harry. Make those Ay-rabs pay for...whatever the hell they supposedly did.
By the way, Natalie Pinkham, the girl he had so much fun with last night, is the same one Harry was famously photographed groping four years ago:
Club-goers last night reported that he and Natalie "were dancing very close and his hands were everywhere." Harry apparently enjoys the feel of fake boobs. The girl he's supposedly going out with, Chelsy Davy, also has them:
Anyway, when Harry got done chasing the photographer, his brain decided it needed a little rest, and didn't tell his body until it was too late.
But, that can happen to anyone. Harry will sleep it off, and everything will be fine. He'll still be young and royal, and women will still want him to grope their surgically-enhanced boobies.
Chin up, Harry. Not too fast though.
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Harry Falls On His Princely Arse
Sunday, March 25, 2007
Posted by Crabbie at 10:31 AM
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Brilliant.
The lovely English press will make mincemeat out of the young cad. Easy come, easy go, little prince.
Like the cross around her neck. Nice touch.
Sounds like Wills had a night of it as well. He was only guilty of 'dirty dancing' and asking a club goer back to his bunks. Wills nodded off before any hanky panky though.
Harry needs to reel it in a bit. I am sure both royals have plenty of opportunity to party in private, and should probably do so because of the ever present paps.
I bet daddy Charles will have a few words to say to both boys after this!
The comment about the troops targeting innocent civillians is bit much Crabbie. I usually enjoy your comments but this one is a bit Hanio Jane for me.
It is a bloody mess over there but the men and women serving there don't deserve this kind of thoughtless, and false commentary.
Stick with celeb bashing. It suits you much better.
Chelsy Davy's bolt ons look worst than Tara's. Well, almost.
Natalie Pinkham has the worst boob-job I've ever seen
Anon 9:24: Oh, I see. So the British and American men and women serving in Iraq don't deserve to be commented on in a blog but innocent Iraqis deserve to be killed because... well, because they are Iraqis. That is just blind patriotism.
7:03 Am.
Educate yourself before you speak. Your sheep-like passion to embrace everything you hear celebrities ejaculating is wince worthy.
Simply put, to make a comment that implied that troops are making a sport out of targeting civilians was illresponsible. I stand by that comment.
Harry is the hotness!
9:49: 'Your sheep-like passion to embrace everything you hear celebrities ejaculating is wince worthy.' That makes no sense whatsoever. Where the hell did celebrities come into all of this? Unless you meant that my beliefs on the mess in Iraq stem from what celebrities have to say. And if that is indeed what you meant then I feel very sorry for you. There are places in the world where our main source of information comes from serious journalism. Where you are from things are obviously quite different.
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