The unholy union between gorgeous actress Catherine Zeta-Jones and Viagra-popping fossil Michael Douglas may be coming to a bitter end. A source close to the couple, who've been married for six years, reports that they can barely stand being in each other's presence anymore, and that Michael has become mean and sarcastic since Catherine was photographed holding hands with hunky actor Aaron Eckhart at an awards show. Says the source:
They used to spend loads of time together. Not any more. Back when they first got together and had really hectic schedules, they always made time for one another. But now, with endless time on their hands, they can barely stand being together. ... Whenever they're in the same room it usually turns into a blazing row ... It's a very combustible situation.
Michael recently showed his irritation during an interview, where he quipped that he would like to murder Catherine - in a movie. Said the vicious old dinosaur:
I'd be the villain, because nobody likes older guys with younger women. We'll get her a young leading man and I'll be the bad guy. And I'll off one of them.
Catherine reportedly became infuriated at this crack. If I were her I'd unhook the fucker's oxygen and beat it out of there. She's still fairly young - not even forty yet - and could easily hook herself a handsome young stud who likes a woman with a little experience. Meanwhile, Douglas might as well just haul himself to the La Brea tar pits and jump in. And bring that old fart of a father with him.
(source)
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Big shocker here lol !
Catherine finally woke up and realized how old this guy is compared to herself !
The celebrity couples site said they were not going to last. That site has been SO accurate, so it's no surpise to me. Too bad the kid will be dragged through the dirt along with his visciously unhappy parents. What ever happened to no-fault divorce? In theory it's great, in reality people can't wait to take each other's heads off.
Women in their 40's are extremely horny. An old goat like that couldn't possibly keep up. No wonder she's irritable. When I was in my 40's, two 19 year olds would have barely been enough.
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Oh, or MAYBE… as old as he is…
he is even more powerful.
The Douglas family is still some
of the most powerful business people in Hollywood.
And Power brokers in Hollywood aren’t alone, bored, or lacking company. That is a promise.
Why do you think she married him.
Trust me… there are plenty
of fringe actresses, 30, that know he could make one call…
and their pointless career would take off… like overnight!
Catherine is only 36, so she has years of looking gorgeous still ahead of her. Douglas on the other hand is looking really feeble, and ancient.
Their two children are adorable, so that's a shame, but gosh, being almost twenty years apart in age, you had to know that it wouldn't work out. She gave him the best years of his life I am sure. She was the HOTNESS back when they got married and is still stunning. Oh well, hopefully they will end it with class and dignity. We will see.
Hmmmm.... let me think back here a bit. Michael, and Catherine did have a pre-nupt agreement. She would get X amount for each year married, plus a certain amount for the children (I'm serious) It wasn't all that much, but they have obtained a lot during their marriage together, and Catherine has made money as well herself.
I know they own many, many homes. I can just hear the accountants "Ka Chinging" away as we speak.
that is already a movie with him
the perfect murder
He's unforgettable as Gordon Gekko but it was something like 150 years ago.
Really useful information, thanks for the post.
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