25-year-old pop-star Beyonce wants 76-year-old Hollywood legend Clint Eastwood - to be her director. Says Beyonce, "I think Clint Eastwood is amazing. I'd love to be directed by him in a film." Right Beyonce - that's going to happen. Million Dollar Baby 2 starring Beyonce. Grizzled old fart Clint Eastwood trains spunky young inner-city girl Beyonce in the ways of pugilism. It should be a musical. On second thought, I just remembered Clint's singing in Paint Your Wagon. It should not be a musical. On third thought, I just remembered Beyonce's acting in Dreamgirls. I'd rather listen to Eastwood sing. Hell, I'd rather watch Eastwood take a crap in the woods. I'd rather stare at his hairy old wrinkled ball-sack than see Beyonce in anything. I'd rather see Clint Eastwood take Peter O'Toole from behind than watch Beyonce for even ten seconds.
Have I made it clear that I don't want to see Beyonce? Good.
Sunday, March 04, 2007