Representatives for singer/failed actress Beyonce told tabloid show Extra! their client was definitely not exposed to Hep A at the SI Swimsuit Issue Party catered by Wolfgang Puck. Though Beyonce did attend the affair, her reps say she didn't eat any of the food, and so therefore could not have become infected.
In other news, did you see Beyonce's new hair?
It looks like an outbreak of some kind of exotic clinging moss. You know, something not indigenous to Beyonce's head. Something whose spores traveled ten-thousand miles in the hold of a ship then became dispersed, and were carried by the wind to Beyonce's scalp where they found enough nourishment to take root. Beyonce doesn't need a hair-dresser, she needs a horticulturalist.
Beyonce Not Exposed To Hep A
Thursday, March 01, 2007
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3 comments:
HA HA very funny.
What's with the "UPGRADE" necklace/bling/medallion? Do these stars have to be obnoxious by tooting their own horns in such a manner? Yes Beyonce', we know you're so cool, hot, such a babe, great hair, tits, and ass, so superlative in so many ways. So why hasn't your big shot boyfriend popped the question? Maybe your ego is getting to be as big as his and he doesn't like the competition?
that's nice about being ghetto and rich, she can buy a new weave every week!
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