Actress Anne Hathaway has a complaint about her male co-stars - she doesn't like the way they kiss. "Sometimes you work with actors," says the Brokeback Mountain star, "and they can be lovely guys, but they have kind of dodgy instincts when it comes to kissing in scenes. They want to try to make it look a bit too real if you know what I mean." But, Anne has a way of deterring her over-eager screenmates. "If that happens, you just have to close your teeth so they end up licking at your gums and teeth... it's very attractive!"
Yes Anne, very attractive - and very telling. The fact that you don't like men sticking their tongues in your mouth. Or kissing you at all, probably. Or hitting on you, or looking at you, or even being around you. No, let's face it Anne - you don't like men period. Not even Jake Gyllenhaal who was all over you in that truck in Brokeback Mountain. You must be a lesbo if you don't want Jake Gyllenhaal's tongue tickling your tonsils. Did I say lesbo? I didn't mean to come right out and say that. Sorry Anne. You know, sometimes we just blurt things out...
(Anne doesn't mind tongues - she just doesn't want them to be male tongues, and she wants them to be somewhere other than her mouth.)
Monday, March 05, 2007