Adrienne Curry, I'm told, was the first winner of the show America's Next Top Model. She was also featured, I've been informed, on a reality show called My Fair Brady, which saw her dating and finally marrying Christopher Knight, the man who played Peter on The Brady Bunch. And after that...uh, she got herself a MySpace page. And this morning she used her MySpace blog to inform the few people who care about the rottenness of her life. Here's what fair Adrienne had to say:
We are going to the shrink today. Boy, do I need it. I have been worn thin. I am stressed, my anxiety is out the roof, my body is weak, I've lost 10 pounds from being sick, and I'm depressed. I hate to say it, but I used to fall into these funks all the time in my teens. It's been a while since I suffered one. I think I may ask if it's time to be put on some meds again. Being in this state of mind is very dangerous for me. The last thing I need is to be offered drugs at this weak state. I'd cave. It's funny, people always assume that celebrities have these great lives, yadda yadda yadda...In reality, most of us are ALL FUCKED UP. The ones who look the most normal, and are the most successful, are the ones who are fucked up the most! How I wish I could share some of my stories on these people with you all. Loose lips sink ships though. At least I can admit that I am unhealthy in the mind. Many dont, and then go bonkers. I was diagnosed in my teens, and it doesn't just go away. I wish it did.
I am traveling to 4 different cities in 4 different states the next 10 days. I need to fall out of my funk, and I also need some healthy time away from my hubby. We have been with each other 24/7 for the last month, if not more. Thats just too much. I am kinda sad I am leaving home, considering I have been gone for sooo long and I want my freakin bed! However, if hubby stays here, I go there! ; ) Most couples get healthy away time from each other daily. We havent been blessed with that lately. I need him to miss me a little, and I am sure vice versa! At least I wasn't with my Mom that long. I love her more then anything, and she is one of my best friends....but FUCK, I cant be with that woman for more then a week....all we start to do is fight ; ) all parents and their children are that way from what I've seen.
Well, I'm out kiddies. Please tune into my show tonight and listen to my insanity...along with my experiences in Russia
Wow - Adrienne Curry says all stars are fucked up. And she knows stories about them but she can't tell because "loose lips sink ships." Right Adrienne. Cause if you started holding forth about other celebs' personal problems, wow, that would just kill the great career you have going for yourself. You need to keep that edge, if you want to steal parts away from Charlize Theron and Cate Blanchett...
Are you fricking delusional Adrienne? Do you honestly think we believe you know dirt on people. What? You have it on good authority that Danny Bonaduce is a head-case? You heard some people talking, and now you're pretty sure Wink Martindale is a cross-dresser? I think you really do need to go to a shrink Adrienne, and have some intensive therapy sessions. You need to get the bottom of these delusions of yours. The ones that make you think anyone gives a shit about you, or cares that you're having a nervous breakdown. And no, I will not be tuning into your show, whatever the hell it's called, and I do not give a damn about your experiences in Russia. Even your fricking loser husband doesn't care what you did in Russia. He, like you, is just happy to have some away-time now. Because then he can have the strippers over and actually enjoy himself.