Crabbie isn't the only one who thinks Britney Spears is in dire need of saving. Apparently, word of her self-destructive antics has gotten around to a lot of different people - including men of the cloth. Like Rabbi Shumley Boteach. It doesn't matter to Boteach that Britney was only a pretend Jew for a little while - he's willing to impart his sage wisdom to her anyway. And here's a sampling of the Rabbi's advice, included in an open letter to the wayward pop-star:
Once you become a parent, Britney, life gets really serious . . . We can all pretend that life is one big party devoid of responsibility. And rarely being home, or coming home drunk, or letting your kids see you in a degraded state, will permanently scar your kids.
Soon your boys will be surfing the Internet. They'll see a lot of photos of you in poses that no son should ever see their own mother . . . Try and be home with your kids . . . Cover up . . . Limit the visits to the nightclubs.
Hmm, Rabbi Boteach has taken quite a task upon his shoulders. Trying to reform Britney Spears - I doubt even the greatest fire-and-brimstone minister of all-time could manage that one. Of course, the Rabbi is right about everything he says - life isn't one big party, and when you have kids, whether you like it or not, your primary responsibility is to them. If you don't want to be saddled with that responsibility, then don't have kids. Birth control exists for a reason. And, if you're one of these sick, self-pitying people who have children for the sole purpose of sucking down their unconditional affection without giving anything back - well, there's no need to get into psychoanalyzing dead blonde Playboy models. What's done is done.
And oh, by the way - looks like Britney isn't interested in slowing down any time soon. Here's some video of Britney getting into the back of an SUV, then being taken out of said SUV with a coat draped over her head, and the camera poking into the back of the SUV to find the floor spattered with vomit. You were saying, Rabbi?
6 comments:
So now the truth comes out...Issac's Rabbi made him dump Britney. Seeing her wearing that star must have pushed him over the edge.
Oh fuck rabbi's and preacher men and trimspa cunts, and anyone else who thinks they can teach morals with a speach. They just want thier 15 min without showing thier own poon.
DD
It's a matter of time before Britney , Paris , the Simpson skanks , Lindsey Lohan & Tara Reid end up like Anna Nicole Smith !
A jewish lawyer will drug them kill their family ! take their money and then kill them !!!!!
WTF? Are you on drugs too?
DD
Unfortunately, there will probably be no one to save Britney. She doesn't have upcoming movie roles that she needs to be insured for. There are no pimps looking out for their own pocketbooks in this case. Too sad.
BRITNEY, GIVE THOSE BABIES TO SOMEONE WHO WILL CARE PROPERLY FOR THEM AND NOT WIND UP ACCIDENTALLY KILLING THEM, WHICH YOU SURELY WILL. Want to argue with me? I will state my case:
Aside from her disgusting partying and alleged drugs use and sexual promiscuity, pick up OK Weekly, and READ THIS: BRITNEYS NANNY TELLS ALL:
The nanny states, “When [Brtiney] comes home at night, she takes [the children] from the nanny, and brings them in her room with her and puts them in her bed with her, no matter what time it is.” ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? She is drunk?high?exhausted? from her repulsive partying, and puts 2 DEFENSLESS BABIES into her bed? Where she CAN AND WILL roll over onto them, PASS OUT, and SUFFOCATE THEM?????????!!!!!! WHAT A TRAGEDY IS WAITING TO HAPPEN!!!! The nanny also says,”Britney chews gum all the time, and she gives Preston gum all the time. No one is brushing his teeth, they look horrible, and Britney is like’Should I bleach them?’” ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS!!!! You DONT EVER give a TODDLER chewing gum!!! He CAN AND WILL CHOKE TO DEATH!!!And you DONT put bleach chemicals on BABY TEETH!!! and for those of you saying what ‘great mom” she is, the nanny ALSO stated, “[Britney] wakes up at 2 or 3 in the afternoon, and lives this very free life, where she is not often wearing many clothes. [Britney] will be in the bathtub and have meetings, and people just come in there and talk to her.” GREAT MOM, EH???? She doesnt sound like it. SHe sounds like a neglectful, BAD ROLE MODEL. And for all of you who are going to say that the article is all lies made up to embarrass poor Britney, then we ALL KNOW that she would have filed a DEFAMATION LAWSUIT against the magazine and the nanny by now, as celebrities immediately do when their good names are tarnished with lies…so….where IS that lawsuit, if the nanny was lying??? hmmmmm. I doubt there will be one. Kevin, Take THOSE INNOCENT BABIES AWAY FROM THIS PATHETIC WOMAN BEFORE YOU HAVE ONE OR TWO LESS CHILDREN IN THIS WORLD. It IS going to happen, if there isnt an INTERVENTION.
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