Paris Hilton Makes Out With Old Dude

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Richard Lugner went through with it - he invited Paris Hilton to dance a waltz with him at the Viennese Opera Ball. Here we see Lugner about to kiss his new partner. Please God, tell me this turned out to be some kind of Euro cheek-kiss. Under no circumstances do I want to see a pic of these two sucking face like a couple of horny teenagers in the backseat of a Dodge. And to Mr. Lugner - I seriously hope you had your shots, friend. I don't know how much American tabloid news you get over in Vienna but...well, you're probably better off left in ignorance. Cause if you really knew what your lips were about to touch...

8 comments:

whatev said...

hahahaha lmfao - look at her closed eyes and tilted head
...they banged later that night

Anonymous said...

He He, Paris has sideburns. He He

meow mix said...

Paris could probably only get a man over 70 with Alzheimers to take her seriously.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't be surprised. It's not as if she has standards.

Anonymous said...

It's enough to make you queasy.

philton.org said...

Paris was very pretty at Vienna Ball with a yellow dress.
www.philton.org

Anonymous said...

Lugner does not need any shots. Every year he invites some whore or haggard scare crow.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Lugner

has a totally depressing list.

theguildedpage said...

This is all erroneous what you're writing.