Paris Hilton relaxes on the set of The Hottie and the Nottie. It's hard to see in the picture, but the piece of pink tape on the back of the chair has "Hottie Chair" written on it, followed by something completely illegible. So I guess Paris is the only one who gets to sit in the Hottie Chair. And what happens if someone else sits in it? Paris probably takes a shit on their front step or something. And of course films the act for posterity. Because Paris needs everything she does to be filmed, and released illegally on the Internet. Hopefully, some day soon we'll be treated to the Paris video piece de resistance - Paris is snuffed by a deranged serial killer who then eats her flesh. Of course, knowing Paris, the guy would puke her up, and she'd come back to life as zombie Paris. You know, the same thing that already happened to Nicole Richie.