Nicole Richie Staring At Jail Time

Thursday, February 01, 2007


Wayward celebutard Nicole Richie may be looking at jail-time over her December 11, 2006 DUI arrest. On Wednesday, the California Highway Patrol gave the case to the Los Angeles District Attorney's office for review rather than the city attorney's office, suggesting that the CHP has recommended criminal charges against Richie. According to California law, repeat DUI offenders are subject to a mandatory 5-day jail term and a 1-year suspension of their license - and this would apply to Richie, who was previously charged with DUI in 2002. The more recent arrest stemmed from an incident in which Ms. Richie was seen driving her SUV the wrong way down a freeway, and after being pulled over, admitted to having ingested Vicodin and smoked weed.

When reached for comment, Nicole's adoptive father, Lionel Richie, pointed at his ear as if he couldn't hear what was being asked.

In other news, Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are complete sleazebags:


And in other other news, Nicole Richie likes drugs:

And in other other other news, the sun is hot:

And monkeys like to eat poo:

It's entertaining and educational.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I usually don't just write "LOL LOL LOL" on sites, but with this post, I can't do anything else.

LOL LOL LOL, that made me laugh SO hard! Thanx :-)

*dancing darling*

dirtydisher said...

LMAO! Ahhh dang.

Anonymous said...

You don't know the difference between a monkey and an oragutan??? Sad...

Anonymous said...

Sorry, orangutan...bad spelling, but at least I know the difference!

Anonymous said...

you cant spell orangutan...?? Sad...

Anonymous said...

you mean "can't" not "cant"-geesh!

Virgo74 said...

Crabbie, I was just listening again to Paris Hilton's racist rant and she actually also sings "I am Nicole and I am half black and a fat ass!" Why be friends with someone that does not value your diversity?

Crabbie, maybe I am scrolling down enough, but you have commented on Paris Exposed?