Mischa Barton Is A Disaster

Some people just try way too hard to be quirky. Like Mischa Barton. I mean, shorts with suspenders? And piano-keys on the suspenders? Did she lose a bet or something? Maybe - maybe - this outfit would look cute on a 6-year-old. But if a grown-up wears it, people are only going to think that person is mentally handicapped - and rightfully so.

Of course, Mischa may just be reacting to all the stress in her life by these odd wardrobe choices. And she has a lot of stress. For one thing, she just broke up with her boyfriend Cisco Adler over this NSFW photo of him (of course it was that festering boil Perez who posted it). Mischa is apparently heartbroken over the split, and I don't blame her. I mean, finally, she finds a man willing to put up with her insanity, and then this goes and happens. Some people just can't catch a break. They can, however, catch one in the jaw from the no-taste-stick. Which is exactly what happened to Mischa.