Matthew McConaughey likes to surf. This is more than recreation for Matthew - it's actually how he washes his clothes. Seriously. That pair of shorts is like the only clean thing he has. Everything else smells like the dankest corner of your grandfather's attic. Including Matthew.
But he's still hot.
Matthew Surfs
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 6:38 PM
Labels: Matthew McConaughey
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He does have a great body, but heterosexual women and gay men love their men to be clean. And as you pointed out, Matthew isn't. That guy has always looked to me like he needs a good flea dip.
his legs looked shaved from that angle
I hope the salt water washed the grease out of his dirty ass crack. He's a pig.
Dirtydisher - Love your comment.... :-) :-) :-)
Well I guess surfing is a great sport for Matt then. Considering his lack of basic hygiene.
It always amazes me when people have no clue to the bioshere they have created around them.
OK, heterosexual woman here, and if you guys don't want Matt, I'll sure take him. He's fine as hell. Yeah, he's dirty when he works out and stuff, duh. But I doubt he'd try to get up on some woman while completely gross. Besides, when a guy is this smokin' hot, I'll tolerate a tiny bit of BO, no big deal. Better than some preening metro.
heterosexual woman - i think matty prefers batting for the same team.
Yeah, Ok. He's been linked with nothing but beautiful women for a decade or so. Ooooooooh, I know everyone is like, "What about all that hanging out with Lance and Jake?" Well, last time I checked it was normal to have frinds of the same sex that share your interests and actually hang out. That may be a hard concept for some friendless types to grasp.
I'm pretty sure it's jealous soft-body heterosexual loser guys that are sitting in their dimmly lit basements ripping on Matt because he is physical perfection and supposedly a pretty fun, cool guy.
He doesn't know how to surf. He's what actual surfers call a "poser kook". He's the laughingstock of online surfing forums.
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