Pirates Of the Caribbean "beauty" Keira Knightley appears ready to eat a photographer for breakfast. What am I saying - we know Keira doesn't eat. All right, she's ready to stomp his brains out then. Apparently, Keira believes she's somehow entitled to privacy. As the Dirty Disher would say, Pfft. You're a celeb Keira. You don't get to have a private life now. And glowering at people only makes you look pissy, and even uglier than usual. What you need is a positive outlook - like Tara Reid. She gets her picture taken all the time, and when was the last time you saw her with anything but a smile on her face? Of course, it's a drunken grin, but still, it's a grin. So, there's your solution Keira - lots of alcohol. Then maybe you won't be such a stroppy cow (who dresses like a senile old woman).
Keira Knightley Doesn't Like Having Her Picture Taken
Sunday, February 04, 2007
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 3:46 PM
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why isnt anyone posting here? this sites way better than the superficial....
First, Keira Knightly is an angry young woman. It's part of her charm and the chaps really dig it. She just IS herself at all times and is not the Hollywood glamour type at all. But she just has to learn about being famous. Everyone wants a piece of you so they can sell it. She's a commodity and doesn't like it one damn bit, it's apparent. Who can she complain too? No one.
But...but...Keira is so beautiful that she can act however she wants. Seriously, how can you think she's actually ugly? Androgynous, perhaps, but ugly? No way!
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