David Beckham may be a big star in Europe, but in America he ain't squat - at least not to the kind of high-rollers who pay big money for items at celebrity auctions. Beckham, who recently signed a huge contract with pro footy club the L.A. Galaxy, had a private soccer lesson up for bid at Oscar night's AIDS Foundation charity auction, and it received the lowest bid of the evening, a paltry $70,000.
What? You mean there wasn't some gay guy willing to shell out more than $70,000 for a private "soccer lesson" from Beckham? What the hell is the matter with these people? I mean, even if you don't care about soccer, wouldn't you still want to hang out with Becks for awhile? Kick the old football around the back yard, Becks in his hot little soccer outfit, getting all sweaty, and you getting all sweaty. Afterward you suggest to Becks that he should have a shower, then follow him into the bathroom and ask him if he needs you to loofah his back for him. Maybe one thing leads to another. You have a few drinks. Back-rub. Anal penetration...
Don't these fools have any imagination?
Beckham's Auction Bust
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 12:46 PM
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He is one good looking hunk of man though. Even MY ageing eyes can appreciate him. Like his bling too.
He's going to have to hurry up and do a Pepsi commerical or something. He is so famous in Europe but we are kind of: "Who is he?' and, "what's he do exactly?" over here because soccer is not that popular here.
Perhaps he can act, he certainly looks fab. I have never heard him speak. Hopefully he doesn't have a voice like Truman Capote.
Poor Becks. Didn't he get dropped from one of the teams he was playing for in the UK after he left Spain? Is he losing his edge or something?
Seems to me he could cash in a lot better back in the UK than he could here because he is an icon over there.
The whole Posh re-styling the Cruises thing is weird too.
He wears more bling than any white man I have ever seen.
I hate that stupid hair style.
"At 11:34 PM, Anonymous said…
He's going to have to hurry up and do a Pepsi commerical or something."
Actually he already did a Pepsi Comercial.
Gosh he's hot. He's beautiful. He can wear whatever he wants, all the bling in the world won't compare to his beauty. He is truly the Hottest Man Alive of all times.
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