She may be in rehab, but Lindsay Lohan continues making news like someone who never checked into treatment. The latest Lohan tidbit concerns the starlet's alleged text-message relationship with one Brody Jenner, reality star and all-around hunk (and ex-lover of such filthy sluts as Nicole Richie and Kristin Cavallari). According to US, Lohan has been texting Jenner for several weeks now, apparently trying to lure him into some manner of sexual relationship. One message in particular, sent after Lohan had checked into the Wonderland rehab facility, featured Lindsay pining wistfully for "McDonald's and sex." Jenner, when reached for comment, refused to say anything about the messages.
For those who may have been worried that rehab would mean the end of our little Lindsay - you can all rest easy now. Obviously, she hasn't changed a bit. Okay, so maybe her breath isn't as rank, and she doesn't sweat as much, and her hand-eye coordination has improved. But other than that she's still the same sex-crazed little monster we've come to know and love. When this rehab stint is over, Lindsay will be able to resume her previous life of indulgence, hopefully a little more discreetly than before. But not too discreetly. Because we still want to see the occasional picture and hear the occasional story. Of course, we understand that, realistically, Lindsay has no choice but to tone it down at least a little. She can't sustain her movie career if she doesn't put the brakes on. People aren't going to hire her if they think she's going to be disruptive. She'll have to choose between her lifestyle and her career, and in the end, I believe she'll choose her career. If not, well, at least we'll be able to enjoy the three or four months until her organs shut down completely.
Wednesday, January 31, 2007