I still don't know why Kristin Cavallari is famous, but stories about her pop up from time-to-time so I feel obligated to report them. The one in this morning's Page 6 has Cavallari enjoying herself over the New Year's holiday in Miami with boyfriend Nick Zano (a person I hadn't heard of until actually reading this story), then putting ex-boyfriend Brody Jenner in something of a ball-squeezing situation by sitting at the table next to him at trendy Miami eatery Nobu.
Oh my God, that Kristin is such a bitch!
By the way, the story also says Wilmer Valderrama and his girlfriend Mandy Moore were at the table with Jenner. Am I the only one who thinks that's a bit of an odd couple, Valderrama and Moore? I mean, I thought Moore was some kind of Mormon or Quaker or something. So what's she doing going around with a complete unadulterated dirtbag like Valderrama? Shouldn't she be dating someone wholesome like Brandon Routh? Maybe Mandy's one of those alleged goody-goody chicks who, underneath, enjoys being treated like a doormat. You know, the kind who pretend to be all upstanding, but on weekends they're getting decked out in S&M gear and strapping themselves into bizarre contraptions normally used to torture prisoners at Abu Ghraib. Yeah. That Mandy, she likes the feel of leather and steel, and giant electrified dildos being inserted into her various orifices. Wouldn't surprise me to see pictures one of these days of Mandy going down on a donkey.
Tuesday, January 02, 2007