When Jessica Simpson flubbed her Dolly Parton tribute performance at the recent Kennedy Center Honors, forgetting the words to 9 to 5 and generally behaving like an unprofessional twit, CBS, which televises the event every year, was nice enough to allow Jessica to re-tape her number after the live show had completed. Well, apparently that do-over wasn't exactly brilliant either. At least that's what Jessica seems to think, given that she has asked that the number be excised from the forthcoming TV presentation entirely.
And I for one say, "Good for you Jessica." It's about time one of you phony pop-stars admitted you suck. Perhaps this will set off a rash of honesty from these lame-wads. Christina Aguilera admitting she sounds like a ferret being strangled (how about singing one note at a time Christina). Fergie admitting she doesn't really have any talent and is essentially a hooker with a microphone. Clay Aiken admitting that when he was a kid his mom used to dress him up as a girl and make him do Shirley Temple numbers for her drunk friends, and they would throw money at him and blow cigarette smoke in his face until he cried.
See how fun truth is?
Jessica Simpson Dropped From Kennedy Center Honors Telecast. So I Guess Sanity Does Prevail Sometimes After All.
Thursday, December 21, 2006