Stop the presses - Britney Spears is acting like a liquored-up slutzilla.
Reports out of L.A. say Britney was having a high old time at club 40 Deuce on Sunday night, drinking and jumping onstage and unzipping her top to give everyone a load of her ever-expanding bazooms. Brit got so carried away that the club's manager finally had to drag her off, but after another round of champagne-and-Coke cocktails (that's Coca-Cola, by the way), it was right back onstage for the energetic Ms. Spears.
It seems Britney has really decided to run with this new, wild persona of hers. But it won't be long now before the publicity well dries up, and the public gets bored with her crazy, drunken antics. Then there will only be one thing for Brit to do - make a tearful appearance on Oprah and announce she's going into rehab. After putting in her time, she can emerge triumphant, a new woman. And go on Oprah and tearfully reveal the pain she suffered during all her weeks of partying and hanging out with Paris Hilton. And blame it all on the media.
I am so ready for Jamie Lynn to turn 21.
Britney Behaves Like A Drunken Ho
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 6:26 PM
Labels: Britney Spears
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She's done this stuff since the day she was made famous. She knows she was nothing but sex and pedo bait, now all that is fading.
I'm gonna laugh my ass off the day a judge hands custody of her progeny off to her stupid f'in husband because he's the better parent.
Poor freakin' kids don't have a snowball's chance in hell of turning out normal...well unless they're compared to Michael Jackson's freak show of a "family."
Why am I not surprised? She is young and she is doing her is all.
What I am concerned about is where is Lynn in all of this? As a parent, she should be pulling Brit aside and should be digging in her ass!!!
It is very hard to take children away from their mother. That is why she doing what she is doing.
Kevin ain't getting shit. Just take the amount she is going to settle with him for and take care of the other bi-racial kids he got.
It amazes me to see her ruining her life and not even seem to realize she's doing it. Is she really that stupid?
Yes.
Pais
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