Looks like Ashlee Simpson's gone and snagged herself a new man (Jessica must be soooo jealous). Don't know what the guy's name is and don't particularly care. Looks like one of those creepy rock-n-roll hooligans to me. The somber attire, the silly doodles on his arms. And what's with the dog? Don't tell me Ashlee's one of these obnoxious knuckleheads who drags their pooch everywhere they go. Hey nitwit, you may love your dog but the rest of us find it annoying. Leave it at home.